Who's Coming To Town?

I'm feeling rather chilled about Christmas. If I haven't already done it, it's not getting done.

I'm going to the supermarket later, to pick up a few items. But, I'm totally calm, I really am!

With that in mind, I thought about the stress that some mothers get into, over the Christmas meal. So I wrote this little ditty, that goes with the 'Santa Claus is Coming To Town' Christmas song.

Enjoy:

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She's making a list

She's checking it twice

She's bought the dessert

And she's put it on ice

Mommy dear is going to town

She's got a tall glass

She's filled it with gin

The sprouts are all peeled

And the Turkey's gone in

Mommy dear is going to town

She'll drink while they are sleeping

She'll eat while they're awake

She won't care if the Turkey's dry

She'll be pissed for goodness sake!

So you can pout all you want

She won't care if you cry

Just don't shout too loud

I'm telling you why

Hungover mum is coming to town

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